One day Bigfoot ([?]) was visiting downtown Spearfish. He had never been to Spearfish before, but he had heard that it had an interesting history ([?]). Plus, when you stop to think about it, what could be better for a balanced Bigfoot ([?]) diet than speared fish ([?])?It sure got his salivary glands ([?]) a flowin'. Anyway, Bigfoot was walking along, thinking about Buddha and the Four Noble Truths ([?]) when some kid yelled at him from a passing 1969 Camaro ([?]), "Hey, why don't you take off your mask!" ([?]) Ouch. That definitely hurt Bigfoot's feelings ([?]). So he opened up his backpack and took out his Chicken Soup for the Bigfoot Soul ([?]) and started to read, trying to raise his self esteem. As his teary eyes adjusted to the page, he thought he heard someone talking to him in his native language ([?]). What is his native language, you ask? Well, he's been sighted a lot in Washington state ([?]) and that is the home of the Seattle SuperSonics ([?]), and Bigfoot is said to be in the Guinness Book of World Records ([?]) for being the first Sasquatch who could slam dunk a b-ball, so you do the math! ([?])

But I digress. When Bigfoot got up to see who was speaking his language ([?]), he came face to face with Mrs. Hansen, Spearfish Middle School librarian, who is widely known to love literature ([?]) but is not so much of a fan of giant mammals ([?]). However, she does have an affection for unexplainable, mysterious creatures ([?]). Why else would she have picked teaching as her career? ([?]) Anyway, Mrs. Hansen wiped the tears from Bigfoot's eyes, not caring a bit about the potential spread of infectious Bigfoot diseases ([?]) and asked him to be her guest for dinner. So, off to Custer State Park ([?]) they went. And what did they eat? Trout ([?]), of course!! The end.